Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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