So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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