Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
why is half of my head shaved?
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