Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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