matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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