So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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