Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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