i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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