There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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