I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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