All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She bit a glass in half.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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