What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
home. puking in laundry basket.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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