It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Randomize
