When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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