At least make sure they are 18
Why
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
