Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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