Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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