The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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