i think i have herpe
just one?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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