these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My dick has a subreddit
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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