So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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