He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
The ass gains better be worth it
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