on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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