I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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