Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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