My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm like, not good at living.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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