I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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