Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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