hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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