Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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