I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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