hotel room ftw
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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