oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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