I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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