Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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