Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
your room smells of hookers.
And success
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The feeling are messing with the penis
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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