you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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