ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
try to milk me bitch
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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