I heard we made out
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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