this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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