Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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