what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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