who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I believe in your delicious
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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