Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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