our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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