She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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