Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
