Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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