I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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