i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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